#Source: Xavier: Renegade Angel

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"You're as deep as a bowl of soup and your words are as sharp as a soup spoon!"

Serial designation N, while attempting to roast the Absolute Solver in one of its many hosts.

(This secretly did hurt it's feelings greatly, much to the disappointment of Code Stringer)

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Elmer: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave dwawing known to man.

(Elmer gestures to a crude drawing of Daffy.)

Elmer: The figure is a wather ugwy cweature, possibwy a bird of some sort...

[chelledoggo]

Jax: I'm not violent at all! Look! [pulls out a candy shotgun and randomly shoots a bunch of faceless NPCs] Pomni: But you killed those people! Jax: Did I? [smirks towards the viewer] What she doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on her. Pomni: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Jax: [to the viewer] That proves she doesn't know!

[mythos321]

Gill from the afterlife:DAUGHTER, IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED ME

Tsunami:What kind of stupid name is Yoohoo?

Well when I find that demon I shall slay him!

To Death

[awassi]

I'm wondering.

If I cherry pick a really profound sounding Xavier: Renegade Angel quote and put it over some strong looking images, do you think it'd go the ways of that one Joshua Graham quote. With everyone posting it and putting it on t-shirts and getting tattoos of it, without knowing the original source.

[adultswim2021]

Metalocalypse #39: "Renovationklok" | November 9, 2009 - 12:30AM | S03E01

Metalocalypse season three began in 2009. It ended in late 2010, after it, like The Venture Bros before them, decided to split their season into two halves, airing almost a year apart from one another. I’m not accusing them of copying, I swear, but it does make one think. 

This is the season when they changed from a quarter-hour to a half-hour. I remembered this show suffering for the format change, but this episode was a wonderful breath of fresh air. Funny stuff from my favorite dang rock and rollers? Um… yummy!

This one begins with a flashback to some years ago when Dethklok was first signing with their label. Notably missing is Toki. They had some other dude in the band at the time, and It sorta goes unexplained. This is some Nibbler’s shadow Futurama-style world-building. Nathan Explosion punches the shit out the label head’s nasty son, and this may or may not come back to bite them. The flashback ends with their manager very presciently telling them to pay attention to this business stuff, lest they find themselves under-prepared for the day he gets croaked out. We then cut to the present where, apparently, he has croaked out. We saw him laying on the ground, lifeless at the end of season two, and this episode all but confirms our greatest fear: he fucking died.

The episode is mostly about Dethklok being dipshits and burning through cash, buying a lotta weird wild stuff. They also brazenly announce that their upcoming concert, which is going to be one of the most expensive ever put on, is going to make spending money “metal”. The concert begins with them firing a huge sphere filled with cash and exploding it. This is after the power in Mordhaus (now a floating airship) gets shut down and all their hooded servants walk off the job, being that their paychecks all bounced.

The label shuts down the concert and tries to put the screws to Dethklok to renegotiate their contract, being that they are in a much more fragile position. Oh yeah, the label is now being run by the rich kid whose face Nathan smashed up. SPOILERS: a shadowy figure appears just as Dethklok are about to sign said bum deal. It’s their old manager, who’s actually alive and been hiding for the last 9 months. But, that will all get explained some other time, supposedly. 

Comedy is mostly mined from the different extravagant ways that Dethklok is spending their money. This includes various giant-scale projects, some of which require huge tracts of land. In one vignette, they christen their “Doritos Land” in which acres of grain silos have been converted into cool-ranch Doritos dispensers. Nathan tells an excited crowd that this is just for them, and not open to the public, shunning a source of income in favor of unwise excess. It’s the sorta thing The Simpsons relishes with Mr. Burns, who is so rich he can basically do anything. The stuff Dethklok does with their rapidly dwindling funds is simply too huge! 

This episode has one memorable scene where they try to get a record store employee to decipher their contract, thinking that because they sell records that they’ll be able to understand the daunting brick of fine print. This of course, doesn’t work. This scene ends with an overhead announcement that the store is closing in 5 minutes, forever. It’s closing forever, because it’s a record store. Really great, hilarious way to write a scene like this that actually acknowledges reality. This was actually the one scene I had any kind of significant memory of. That’s how most of this season is for me. Looking forward to watching more.

EPHEMERA CORNER:

Xavier: Renegade Angel Seasons 1 and 2 DVD (November 10, 2009)

This comes off the heels of me actually selling my Xavier: Renegade Angel DVD. This thing is worth a lotta money. Did I save a copy of it to my hard drive?? That would be illegal. How dare you ask me that. 

The DVD included what turned out to be the entire series. It was released in 4:3 with letterbox bars, which isn’t too friendly to your modern display. Select episodes featured “fanmentaries”, commentaries done by people who enjoyed the show. I’m gonna level with you, I didn’t really spend a whole lotta time with the extras on this release for my write-ups of it. I do remember seeing that there were extra fan-submitted segments, submitted for Damnesia You. Isn't that nice of me?

[hp-mineccraft]

The "we could be like beauty and the beast, what do you say, will you be my beast?" Is from the show Xavier Renegade Angel

Oh my god, thank you so much! I never would've found the source on my own.

[incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes]

Saki: “I don’t know the meaning of the words ‘willful ignorance’, and I don’t intend to find out.”

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Sniper: Other kids could be cruel. They’d call me names.

Sniper: Dweeb. Chimp. Honkey. Dweeby Chimp. Honkey Dweeb. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk.

Sniper: Did you know there’s over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words?

Sniper: I found out the hard way.

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Roderick : Other kids could be cruel. They’d call me names. Dweeb, chimp, honkey, dweeby-chimp, honkey-dweeb. And worst of all; Chomsky Honk.

Roderick : Did you know there’s over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way.

[ladymiraclewings]

Plagg: I don’t know the meaning of the words “willful ignorance”, and I don’t intend to find out.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Life. You could sthay it sthtarted when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-stheven combinations of those sthoul-sthcalding words? I found out the hard way.

Daffy Duck

[incorrectdnb]

Expunged: What could distract people who like sports?

(Expunged’s voice echoes)

Badamb: Sports. Sports. Sports.

Dansuki: Sports? Sports?

Charmes: Sports! Sports!

The entire Stadium Edition cast: Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports!

(Expunged makes a break for it)

[lesbian-deadpool]

Wade: I don’t know the meaning of the words “wilful ignorance” and I don’t intend to find out.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

I don't know the meaning of the words 'willful ignorance', and I don't intend to find out.

Strong Bad, probably

[fnfquotesbutheytheyarentright]

Cassandra: I'm not violent at all, look!

She ends up killing a whole bunch of people somehow

Alucard: But you KILLED those people--!

Cassandra, interrupting Alucard: Did I?

Cassandra, looking back at the school camera: What he doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on him!

Alucard: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me.

Cassandra, looking back at the school camera: That proves he doesn't know!